MIKEY THE OTTER
A river otter just returned to the Bronx River for the first time since the early 1900s. Swim Mikey home: eat fish, dodge trash, spot the beaver.
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CATERING CART
Smuggle the president off the plane in a catering cart. Duck under the lid to dodge the cameras, pop up to grab fries. Three spots and you're busted.
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FLOCKWATCH
You are Flock Safety. Scan plates, sell the data, solve the occasional "real" crime, and keep the public convinced this is not mass surveillance.
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WILDBERRIES STRIKE
A special warehouse operation. Drone and missile strikes on Wildberries warehouses, retaliation waves on your cities, and a Patriot convoy that's gone missing.
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THE LEGEND OF BEN SHAPIRO
A Zelda-style quest through the Kingdom of Feelings. Collect 8 facts, wield the Sword of Logic, destroy the Snowflake King.
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PEPARIO
A tiny NES-style platformer starring Apu Apustaja. Run, jump, stomp. Helper is not coming.
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BODEGA RUNNER
Mayor Mamdani runs the five boroughs. Grab the free stuff, dodge the headlines, mind the debt.
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BORDER WALL TYCOON
Infinite budget, falling wall. Lasers, alligators, drones. The root causes are on a different screen.
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OPEN THE STRAIT
You are an orange president. Mash to open the Strait of Hormuz. It will close anyway. Sad!
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PEPE-GPT
A state-of-the-art large language model. Neither large, nor language, nor a model. Ask it anything.
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SLOPFARM.AI
Industrial-scale production of AI slop. Click to publish garbage, farm engagement, dodge the algorithm, lose your integrity.
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REFLECTING POOL
Pool Patrol: defend the reflecting pool. Algae and elderly Olympians are coming for the water.
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